Tracks
- 1Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury2:45
- 2I Steal Pets2:55
- 3Die When I'm Young2:32
- 4You Can Touch My Boobies Intro0:15
- 5You Can Touch My Boobies2:32
- 6Thug Stroke (feat. Zach Sherwin & Jack Dolgen)1:16
- 7Historically Accurate Disney Princess Song (When Will I Find My Prince?)2:49
- 8Pictures of Your Dick2:25
- 9Press Conference1:38
- 10I Was a Mermaid (And Now I'm a Pop Star) [feat. Matt Lourtie]2:12
- 11Jazz Fever2:36
- 12We Don't Need a Man (feat. Shaina Taub)2:16
- 13Mary Poppins Is Efficient (feat. Rebekka Johnson & Kimmy Gatewood)0:57
- 14Ghost Snake1:29