Tracks
- 1Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio)3:23
- 2Everything You Know Is Wrong3:47
- 3Cavity Search (Parody of "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" by U2)4:20
- 4Callin' In Sick3:41
- 5The Alternative Polka4:51
- 6Since You've Been Gone1:22
- 7Gump (Parody of "Lump" by The Presidents of the United States)2:10
- 8I'm so Sick of You3:26
- 9Syndicated Inc. (Parody of "Misery" by Soul Asylum)3:57
- 10I Remember Larry3:56
- 11Phony Calls (Parody of "Waterfalls" by TLC)3:23
- 12The Night Santa Went Crazy4:02